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The best duck jokes A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.
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He gives them each a duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father! When he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a fuck. He then said, "I'll give you a fuck for that duck.
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Yo mama Joke Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass.
Dirty Jokes So there was this farmer, his son, and the only animal on their farm that survived the winter: One day the farmer is sittin? He told his son to go into town and sell the duck for as much money that he could get. So the boy started off to town. He came up to a prostitute that was uglier than the ass of the duck he carried in his arms.
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